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LSETech Contributor
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Cartoon of the day...
Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:03 pm
Hi Friends,
Lets forget everything and have fun for a while... I'm invite you all to add more stories under this topic...
Lets forget everything and have fun for a while... I'm invite you all to add more stories under this topic...
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Re: Cartoon Today
Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:24 pm
Story :
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag.
The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag.
The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"
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Re: Cartoon Today
Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:29 pm
slstock wrote:Story :
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag.
The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"
Aney no no men sls, he wont turn into a stockbroker, he will turn into that handsome prince from aboo-dhobi
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Re: Cartoon Today
Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:36 pm
pee ratio wrote:slstock wrote:Story :
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag.
The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"
Aney no no men sls, he wont turn into a stockbroker, he will turn into that handsome prince from aboo-dhobi
Prince khalifa
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Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:07 pm
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Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:24 am
Our common attempt was this for many years now.
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Re: Cartoon Today
Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:29 am
slstock wrote:Story :
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag.
The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"
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Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:30 am
slstock wrote:Our common attempt was this for many years now.Redbulls wrote:
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Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:23 pm
A MAN CALLS HIS STOCKBROKER ALL ANXIOUS...
A man calls his stockbroker all anxious and out of breath with this urgency in his voice. He says, Sell it all, sell everything fast, right away. The stockbroker tries to explain that the market is cyclical in nature and that for long term outlook stocks still remain the place to be. The man says, Let me tell you a secret. You know I've been married for 6 years now and I've been your client for 5 years. Yes, go on, the stockbroker says. Well. My wife has this thing about the market. Her grandparents lost it all in the great crash and ever since then her family found investing in the market akin to original sin. When we got married I promised her that I would follow in her parents footsteps and never venture in the stock market and always leave all our money under the mattress. Wow, I didn't know that. I guess you want the money because the market is going down, in case she asks for it. No, I want the money because she ordered a new mattress and it is being delivered in two days.
A man calls his stockbroker all anxious and out of breath with this urgency in his voice. He says, Sell it all, sell everything fast, right away. The stockbroker tries to explain that the market is cyclical in nature and that for long term outlook stocks still remain the place to be. The man says, Let me tell you a secret. You know I've been married for 6 years now and I've been your client for 5 years. Yes, go on, the stockbroker says. Well. My wife has this thing about the market. Her grandparents lost it all in the great crash and ever since then her family found investing in the market akin to original sin. When we got married I promised her that I would follow in her parents footsteps and never venture in the stock market and always leave all our money under the mattress. Wow, I didn't know that. I guess you want the money because the market is going down, in case she asks for it. No, I want the money because she ordered a new mattress and it is being delivered in two days.
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Re: Cartoon Today
Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:43 pm
LSE wrote:A MAN CALLS HIS STOCKBROKER ALL ANXIOUS...
A man calls his stockbroker all anxious and out of breath with this urgency in his voice. He says, Sell it all, sell everything fast, right away. The stockbroker tries to explain that the market is cyclical in nature and that for long term outlook stocks still remain the place to be. The man says, Let me tell you a secret. You know I've been married for 6 years now and I've been your client for 5 years. Yes, go on, the stockbroker says. Well. My wife has this thing about the market. Her grandparents lost it all in the great crash and ever since then her family found investing in the market akin to original sin. When we got married I promised her that I would follow in her parents footsteps and never venture in the stock market and always leave all our money under the mattress. Wow, I didn't know that. I guess you want the money because the market is going down, in case she asks for it. No, I want the money because she ordered a new mattress and it is being delivered in two days.
Good one mate.
Moral of the sory " Don't ever leave all your money under the matress"
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Not a cartoon, but this is soo funny :)
Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:32 am
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Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:08 am
sashimaal wrote:
Ecconomic growth
With these people
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:32 pm
LSE wrote:
Utter mess.
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Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:07 pm
Should be much easier to watch/manage at CSE for seasoned trader as there are less than 300 companies. Some don't trades for days.
SP500 itself has , wait for it , 500 companies. Sri Lanka SP20.
Imagine the size of
SP500 itself has , wait for it , 500 companies. Sri Lanka SP20.
Imagine the size of
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Re: Cartoon Today
Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:42 am
"The stock market is like a strapless bra...!!!"
Half the people are wondering...
What's holding it up...???
Whereas the other half...
Are waiting for it to drop, so that they can...
Grab the opportunity...!!!
Half the people are wondering...
What's holding it up...???
Whereas the other half...
Are waiting for it to drop, so that they can...
Grab the opportunity...!!!
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Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:53 am
LSE wrote:"The stock market is like a strapless bra...!!!"
Half the people are wondering...
What's holding it up...???
Whereas the other half...
Are waiting for it to drop, so that they can...
Grab the opportunity...!!!
It's very hard to comprehend the meaning while reading this.
My mind is up to something else with the chilled weather.
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Fri Aug 08, 2014 2:18 am
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Sat Aug 09, 2014 3:00 pm
කව්ද අප්පේ ඒ රුවැත්තී....?
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Sat Aug 09, 2014 4:48 pm
LSE wrote:කව්ද අප්පේ ඒ රුවැත්තී....?sashimaal wrote:
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