The Secret to a Happy Married Life.

[කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වාTop contributor]

Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"

He said "You should share responsibilities equally with due love, care and the respect to each other.

I asked "Can you explain?"

He said "In my house, I take decisions on much complexed,issues, where as my Wife decides on smaller domestic matters.

We do not interfere or contradict.

Still not convinced, i asked him "For examples".

He said "Smaller issues like, which car to buy, how much to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on  holidays, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy.

Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not, etc.

Are all decided by my wife.

I asked "Then, what ar your roles dude?"

He said "My decisions are only of great complexed issues.

Like whether America should attack Iran, Siriya, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Yahapalanaa is effective or not, whether Mahela should totally retire from Cricket , how many wrong doers has the bribery commissioner apprehended , will SL win the WCC 2015 at the MCG, Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and you know.

my wife NEVER argues or contradicts to any of these decisions".

Gob bless you both.

(Specially for Chutiputha).

[chutiputhaTop contributor]

+ rep for U Kiththa Ayya,and Thank U Very Much For thinking about Me...

i would love to ad a hint,just say yes,when she handles smaller domestic matters,but u better do with ur own and get good point from her without directly asking about it.

but i dont know that above way is make happy of married life or get worst after caught

බැදලම බලන්න වෙන්නේ....කියනවා වගේ ලේසි නෑලු නේ...

[smallvilleTop contributor]

+ rep for U Kiththa Ayya,and Thank U Very Much For thinking about Me...

i would love to ad a hint,just say yes,when she handles smaller domestic matters,but u better do with ur own and get good point from her without directly asking about it.

but i dont know that above way is make happy of married life or get worst after caught

බැදලම බලන්න වෙන්නේ....කියනවා වගේ ලේසි නෑලු නේ...

නෑනෑ... ඕක අනිවාර්‍යයෙන් හරියනවා.. බය ගන්නට කාරි නෑ chutiputha

[chutiputhaTop contributor]

Aha SML එහෙනම් ඒ ක්‍රමේ හොදයිවගේ නේද,
බයගන්න කාරී නැ නේද අයියන්ඩි.....
ලණු නම් එපා...
එත් මම නම් අහලා තියෙන්නේ බ්‍රහ්ම චාරි පතන ගැහැණු නොපතන් කියලා..
දැන් නම් ඒ කතාව වෙනස් කරන්න වෙයි වගේ..

+ rep for U Kiththa Ayya,and Thank U Very Much For thinking about Me...

i would love to ad a hint,just say yes,when she handles smaller domestic matters,but u better do with ur own and get good point from her without directly asking about it.

but i dont know that above way is make happy of married life or get worst after caught

බැදලම බලන්න වෙන්නේ....කියනවා වගේ ලේසි නෑලු නේ...

නෑනෑ... ඕක අනිවාර්‍යයෙන් හරියනවා.. බය ගන්නට කාරි නෑ chutiputha

[pathfinderTop contributor]

බැදලම බලන්න වෙන්නේ....කියනවා වගේ ලේසි නෑලු නේ...

Marriage is like a public toilet,person who is outside desperate to go in,person who is in desperate to go out

[chutiputhaTop contributor]

මම නම් කැමති single ඉන්න...

බැදලම බලන්න වෙන්නේ....කියනවා වගේ ලේසි නෑලු නේ...

Marriage is like a public toilet,person who is  outside desperate to go in,person who is in desperate to go out

[කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වාTop contributor]

You can sign over the dotted line at some point in life but can stay single in mind always.

මම නම් කැමති single ඉන්න...

බැදලම බලන්න වෙන්නේ....කියනවා වගේ ලේසි නෑලු නේ...

Marriage is like a public toilet,person who is  outside desperate to go in,person who is in desperate to go out

[chutiputhaTop contributor]

oh yeh,wht an idea,interesting....

You can sign over the dotted line at some point in life but can stay single in mind always.  

මම නම් කැමති single ඉන්න...

බැදලම බලන්න වෙන්නේ....කියනවා වගේ ලේසි නෑලු නේ...

Marriage is like a public toilet,person who is  outside desperate to go in,person who is in desperate to go out

[nihal123Top contributor]

මම නම් කැමති single ඉන්න...

බැදලම බලන්න වෙන්නේ....කියනවා වගේ ලේසි නෑලු නේ...

Marriage is like a public toilet,person who is  outside desperate to go in,person who is in desperate to go out

කිත්සිරි ස්තුතියි      

පුතාචූටී,

ගොඩ ඉදලා පීනන්න ඉගනගන්නද හදන්නේ.

වතුරට බයනැතුව බැහැලා බලන්න පුතා.

[කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වාTop contributor]

එරෙයි කියලා බයලු !  
බයවෙන්න එපා ගලවගන්න පුලුවන්.    

මම නම් කැමති single ඉන්න...

බැදලම බලන්න වෙන්නේ....කියනවා වගේ ලේසි නෑලු නේ...

Marriage is like a public toilet,person who is  outside desperate to go in,person who is in desperate to go out

කිත්සිරි ස්තුතියි      

පුතාචූටී,

ගොඩ ඉදලා පීනන්න ඉගනගන්නද හදන්නේ.

වතුරට බයනැතුව බැහැලා බලන්න පුතා.  

[Market loverTop contributor]

Kasanakota hondhata sapata thiyewee, kasala wanawunama  thama therenney, ei kasuwey kiyala 

[chutiputhaTop contributor]

අහා මම දන්නේ නැනේ කිත්තා අය්ය Life Saver කෙනෙක් කියලා,හ්ම් එහෙනම් ඉන්නකෝ තව ටික කාලයක්,(අවුරැද්දක් වගේ).අපි වෙලාවක රජ්ගම එනවා,එතකොට බලමුකෝ වැඩ

@"nihal123" - ගොඩදී පොඩ්ඩක් හුරු වෙන්න වෙනවා,වතුරට බැස්සම අයේ හිතන්නවත් වෙලාවක් නැති වෙයිනෙ..

එරෙයි කියලා බයලු !  
බයවෙන්න එපා ගලවගන්න පුලුවන්.    

මම නම් කැමති single ඉන්න...

බැදලම බලන්න වෙන්නේ....කියනවා වගේ ලේසි නෑලු නේ...

Marriage is like a public toilet,person who is  outside desperate to go in,person who is in desperate to go out

කිත්සිරි ස්තුතියි      

පුතාචූටී,

ගොඩ ඉදලා පීනන්න ඉගනගන්නද හදන්නේ.

වතුරට බයනැතුව බැහැලා බලන්න පුතා.  

[tissera]

Marriage

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said:

"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."

Do you still want to get marry? Then get ready for this.

[yellow knifeTop contributor]

I thought Happy Life is one and Married Life is another...

[Market loverTop contributor]

Marriage

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said:

"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."

Do you still want to get marry? Then get ready for this.

gd one

[tissera]

Also if you are married and you want to get a sound advice, you ask from your wife and you will get 99% sound and 1% advice.

Still you want to get married ? This is the reality of marriage life.

[Market loverTop contributor]

Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"

He said "You should share responsibilities equally with due love, care and the respect to each other.

I asked "Can you explain?"

He said "In my house, I take decisions on much complexed,issues, where as my Wife decides on smaller domestic matters.

We do not interfere or contradict.

Still not convinced, i asked him "For examples".

He said "Smaller issues like, which car to buy, how much to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on  holidays, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy.

Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not, etc.

Are all decided by my wife.

I asked "Then, what ar your roles dude?"

He said "My decisions are only of great complexed issues.

Like whether America should attack Iran, Siriya, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Yahapalanaa is effective or not, whether Mahela should totally retire from Cricket , how many wrong doers has the bribery commissioner apprehended , will SL win the WCC 2015 at the MCG, Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and you know.

my wife NEVER argues or contradicts to any of these decisions".

Gob bless you both.

(Specially for Chutiputha).

The best one

[chutiputhaTop contributor]

කවුද දන්නේ බේසමට බොරළු කැට 1000 පුරවන කතාව සහ පළමු මගුල් සංවත්සරය සහ ඉන් පසු මගුල් ජීවිතය...?????

[sereneTop contributor]

Lovely Thread..
Thanks All...
Chuti must have got loads of advises..


All true when you are in happy mood..

But when you rejected and Dejected, when you are sick , when the whole world against you , When your day ruined by all others for nothing..

Then you need to be pampered, Need to be Cared,
You are deseperate for unconditional love..

Then There's nothing like you feel her gentle touch of her silky fingers , with her compassion and warmth of her heart..

You only need to cuddle her and have a long heavenly Sleep...

To get such you only need to respect her..All willl be fine..That is life..

[කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වාTop contributor]

Why did you omit the (best) part before that Long Heavenly Sleep serene?
Chutiputha is a big boy now.  

You only need to cuddle her and have a long heavenly Sleep...

[slstockVeteran]

Me thread eka tika tika wal weegana enne

[sereneTop contributor]

Why did you omit the (best) part before that Long Heavenly Sleep serene?
Chutiputha is a big boy now.  

You only need to cuddle her and have a long heavenly Sleep...

ඒ ගැන චූටි අපට කියලා දෙයි කිත්..
දන්නවනෙද කාලෙ හැදෙන එව්වොන්ගෙ හැටි ..

[chutiputhaTop contributor]

ඔන්න අපේ ලොකු සර් කලින්ම කඩුල්ල පැන්න..තවම හොද හොද එවුවා එලියට අවෙත් නැ,ඔන්න ඉතින් අපට උදැල්ල දානවා

Me thread eka tika tika wal weegana enne

[chutiputhaTop contributor]

කෝ ඉතින් කව්රුවත් නැද්ද මේ ගැන දන්න කෙනෙක්?????
විශේෂයෙන්ම විවාහක අය දන්නවා ඇති...

කවුද දන්නේ බේසමට බොරළු කැට 1000 පුරවන කතාව සහ පළමු මගුල් සංවත්සරය සහ ඉන් පසු මගුල් ජීවිතය...?????

[pathfinderTop contributor]

කෝ ඉතින් කව්රුවත් නැද්ද මේ ගැන දන්න කෙනෙක්?????
විශේෂයෙන්ම විවාහක අය දන්නවා ඇති...

කවුද දන්නේ බේසමට බොරළු කැට 1000 පුරවන කතාව සහ පළමු මගුල් සංවත්සරය සහ ඉන් පසු මගුල් ජීවිතය...?????

කතා නම් එමටයි පුතා ඒත් මෙතන කියන්න බැහැනේ