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Post by pathfinder on Sun May 31, 2015 11:07 am


The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
"Hello."
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.
When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a
biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well......

We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other one tested positive for HIV.
We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests
 once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town.

If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him
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Post by chutiputha on Sun May 31, 2015 11:29 am

poor husband.... cool
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Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Sun May 31, 2015 12:15 pm

If he has not found his way back, then medicare will get more claims from the same town ?

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Post by serene on Sun May 31, 2015 12:23 pm

කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා wrote:If he has not found his way back, then medicare will get more claims from the same town ?

Thanks Path.
Kith out if the box thinking. Very Happy
And the income may be doubled if people use to visit wife as she might already havev get infected.

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Post by chutiputha on Sun May 31, 2015 12:58 pm

My Dear Path ,In the other hand,if he has Alzheimer,thatz why he used to be with his wife,otherwise he would left before her some age back...
So may be if he having Alzheimer he will back and HIV then he will definitely go out Smile Hahah Hahaa..


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