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    Post by pathfinder Fri May 08, 2015 7:01 pm


    1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named
    April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child 's name?

    2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches
    tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?

    3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest
    mountain in the world?

    4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by
    three feet by four feet?

    5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly?

    6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
    summer. ....How is this possible?

    7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden
    leg. ...Why not?

    8. What was the President 's Name...in 1975?

    9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd
    place, what place would you be in now?

    10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or
    "The yolk of the egg is white"?

    11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
    other field, ....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them
    all in another field?




    Here are the Answers

    1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named
    April The second child was named May. What was the third child 's name?

    Answer:Johnny of course

    2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches
    tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

    Answer: Meat.

    3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain
    in the world?

    Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn 't discovered yet. [ You 're not
    very good at this are you?]

    4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three
    feet by four feet?

    Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.

    5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

    Answer: Incorrectly

    6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
    summer. How is this possible?

    Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere

    7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden
    leg. Why not?

    Answer: You can 't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera
    to take pictures.

    8. What was the President 's Name in 1975?

    Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]

    9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd
    place, what place would you be in now?

    Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second
    place, not first.

    10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The
    yolk of the egg is white"?

    Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]

    11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
    other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all
    in another field?

    Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one
    big one.

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