Rodney the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Rodney revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.
Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Rodney to more than satisfy his desire,
but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Rodney readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the
King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that,
among all of the citizens of the kingdom, only the saliva of Rodney would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Rodney to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Rodney the
antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately
on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Rodney left satisfied and was hailed by both the King and Queen as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Rodney found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Rodney couldn't have cared less knowing that
Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Rodney.
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