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    Post by pathfinder Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:33 pm

    At the regular Sunday morning service, Rev Roberto announces that he is
    planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more.
    There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular.
    Colin, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims
    "If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year,
    and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!"

    The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
    Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and
    says, "If Rev Roberto will stay on
    here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a
    foundation to guarantee free university education for his children!"
    More sighs and louder applause ...

    Mary, age 68, stands and announces with a smile,
    "If Rev Roberto stays, I will give him sex!"  There is total and stunned silence.
    Rev Roberto, blushing, asks her: "Mary, you're a wonderful and god fearing lady.
    Whatever possessed you to say that?" Mary's 70-year old husband,
    Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his
    hand, and shaking his head from side to side,while his wife replies,
    "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said: 'F--k him!'"

    Moral of the story: Women sometimes do not understand men talk!!!
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    Post by nihal123 Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:38 pm

    Thanks path

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