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At the regular Sunday morning service, Rev Roberto announces that he is
planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular.
Colin, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims
"If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year,
and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and
says, "If Rev Roberto will stay on
here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a
foundation to guarantee free university education for his children!"
More sighs and louder applause ...
Mary, age 68, stands and announces with a smile,
"If Rev Roberto stays, I will give him sex!" There is total and stunned silence.
Rev Roberto, blushing, asks her: "Mary, you're a wonderful and god fearing lady.
Whatever possessed you to say that?" Mary's 70-year old husband,
Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his
hand, and shaking his head from side to side,while his wife replies,
"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said: 'F--k him!'"
Moral of the story: Women sometimes do not understand men talk!!!
planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular.
Colin, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims
"If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year,
and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and
says, "If Rev Roberto will stay on
here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a
foundation to guarantee free university education for his children!"
More sighs and louder applause ...
Mary, age 68, stands and announces with a smile,
"If Rev Roberto stays, I will give him sex!" There is total and stunned silence.
Rev Roberto, blushing, asks her: "Mary, you're a wonderful and god fearing lady.
Whatever possessed you to say that?" Mary's 70-year old husband,
Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his
hand, and shaking his head from side to side,while his wife replies,
"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said: 'F--k him!'"
Moral of the story: Women sometimes do not understand men talk!!!
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