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» COMB.N0000 (Commercial Bank of Ceylon PLC)
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» RICH.N0000 (Richard Pieris and Company PLC)
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» Do You Have Computer Vision Syndrome?
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» LAXAPANA BATTERIES PLC (LITE.N0000)
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» Cboe Volatility Index
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» AHPL.N0000
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» TJL.N0000 (Tee Jey Lanka PLC.)
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» CTBL.N0000 ( CEYLON TEA BROKERS PLC)
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» CSD.N0000 (Seylan Developments PLC)
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» NTB.N0000 (Nations Trust Bank PLC)
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» Going South
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» When Seagulls Follow the Trawler
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» Re-activating
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» SAMP.N0000 (Sampath Bank PLC)
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» APLA.N0000 (ACL Plastics PLC)
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» AVOID FALLING INTO ALLURING WEEKEND FAMILY PACKAGES.
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» Banks, Finance & Insurance Sector Chart
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» VPEL.N0000 (Vallibel Power Erathna PLC)
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» DEADLY COCKTAIL OF ISLAND MENTALITY AND PARANOID PERSONALITY DISORDER MIX.
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» WATA - Watawala
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» KFP.N0000(Keels Food Products PLC)
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» Capital Trust Broker in difficulty?
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» IS PIRATING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY A BOON OR BANE?
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» What Industry Would You Choose to Focus?
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» Should I Stick Around, or Should I Follow Others' Lead?
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    bugbee
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    Post by bugbee Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:47 pm

    A Boss hired a sexy Secretary;

    10 days later he committed suicide by jumping  from his 27th
     floor office…….
        
    Policeman : Who was there at that time in the room?
        
    Secretary: Me


    Policeman : What happened? Why did he commit suicide?

        
    Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a perfume  coat for $ 2000,  then he bought me a diamond necklace for $15000 then he bought me diamond ring for $50000. 
      
    Today he asked me to spend the night with him.

    I told him I charge just $500 a night....and he just went to 
    the window and  jumped!

          Moral  of the story:-  
    >   Investments are subject to market risk.
    >  Always  check the market rate before investing .


    Last edited by bugbee on Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:51 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Spelling)
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    Post by chinwi Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:30 pm

    Always check before investing- you buy N or W .

    That man bought a Whore thinking it was a  Newbie.

    GREG W reached new heights today.
    Ethical Trader
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    Post by Ethical Trader Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:56 pm

    bugbe, nice way to educate novices. Thanks. Thanks to Chinvi too for the summary of the lesson.
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    Post by serene Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:22 am

    Ethical Trader wrote:bugbe, nice way to educate novices. Thanks. Thanks to Chinvi too for the summary of the lesson.

    Keep it up mates. Great one. cheers

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