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A Boss hired a sexy Secretary;
10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th
floor office…….
Policeman : Who was there at that time in the room?
Secretary: Me
Policeman : What happened? Why did he commit suicide?
Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a perfume coat for $ 2000, then he bought me a diamond necklace for $15000 then he bought me diamond ring for $50000.
Today he asked me to spend the night with him.
I told him I charge just $500 a night....and he just went to
the window and jumped!
Moral of the story:-
> Investments are subject to market risk.
> Always check the market rate before investing .
10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th
floor office…….
Policeman : Who was there at that time in the room?
Secretary: Me
Policeman : What happened? Why did he commit suicide?
Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a perfume coat for $ 2000, then he bought me a diamond necklace for $15000 then he bought me diamond ring for $50000.
Today he asked me to spend the night with him.
I told him I charge just $500 a night....and he just went to
the window and jumped!
Moral of the story:-
> Investments are subject to market risk.
> Always check the market rate before investing .
Last edited by bugbee on Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:51 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Spelling)
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