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    Types of Computer Women Empty Types of Computer Women

    Post by Sriranga Sat Mar 08, 2014 6:34 pm

    Virus Woman
    She installs in your apartment and play the boss. If you try to uninstall, you loose some stuff. If you don't, you'll loose everything.

    Internet Woman
    You have to pay to have access.

    Server Woman
    Always busy when you want her.

    Windows Woman
    You know that she have many bugs, but you can't live without her.

    Macintosh Woman
    Attractive, almost perfect, costs more money, but not so compatible with others. Only 5% of men have the pleasure to get her.

    PowerPoint Woman
    She?s ideal for party presentations, business meals, etc.

    Excel Woman
    They said that she knows many things, but you have her only for basic things.

    Word Woman
    Always she waits you with surprises and there is nobody can understand her.

    DOS Woman
    Everybody has her once, but nobody wants her now.

    Backup Woman
    You think that she have enough, but when you want to try her, she's missing something.

    Scandisk Woman
    We know that she's good and willing to help you, but she really dosen't know anything.

    Screensaver Woman
    Useful for nothing, but she amuse you.

    Paintbrush Woman
    She's all makeup, but nothing in rest.

    Harddisk Woman
    She knows anything, all the time.

    User Woman
    She doesn't make anything good and always ask you something.

    E-mail Woman
    From 10 sentences she talks, 9 are bullshit.
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    Post by serene Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:42 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing 
    I go for Windows Woman.
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    Post by First Guy Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:19 am

    Forum woman - she asks for stuff from everyone. When she gets what she needs, chases everyone away Very Happy

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