He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
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Now what ?
Backstage- Top contributor
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Now what ?
He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
serene- Top contributor
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Re: Now what ?
Backstage wrote:Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
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Go home and start trading.
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I suspect the person who called the operator for an assistance might be a stock broker by profession.....
the one who died.... should be a client ....probably a new comer to CSE for investing....
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KDDND wrote:hee hee....
I suspect the person who called the operator for an assistance might be a stock broker by profession.....
the one who died.... should be a client ....probably a new comer to CSE for investing....
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Clear. Then the Person who answered the phone must be CSE oficial.
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Re: Now what ?
serene wrote:KDDND wrote:hee hee....
I suspect the person who called the operator for an assistance might be a stock broker by profession.....
the one who died.... should be a client ....probably a new comer to CSE for investing....
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Clear. Then the Person who answered the phone must be CSE oficial.![]()
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If not so...
Then the head of the brokers who has good link with CSE!
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