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WIFE-WIFI        Empty WIFE-WIFI

Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:12 pm
A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob.  I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around.  In fact, more than you.  I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse.  I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again. The man, Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn auto correct.  I meant “wifi”, not “wife”.
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Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:43 am
Good one
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Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:36 am
Ha ha. Laughing 
He must have killed neighbour also.
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Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:54 am
Thanks Red. Same can happen here in the forum. Must be carefull about the words when giving your opinions. A coma can change the meaning of a sentence.
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Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:12 am
Ethical Trader wrote:Thanks Red. Same can happen here in the forum. Must be carefull about the words when giving your opinions. A coma can change the meaning of a sentence.

There is a great book about this " Panda eats, shoots, and leaves "
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:29 am
Ethical Trader wrote:Thanks Red. Same can happen here in the forum. Must be carefull about the words when giving your opinions. A coma can change the meaning of a sentence.

Agreed.

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Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:42 pm
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Ethical Trader wrote:Thanks Red. Same can happen here in the forum. Must be carefull about the words when giving your opinions. A coma can change the meaning of a sentence.

Agreed.

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Oh, what a colon & comma can do to men and women.
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:44 pm
A man appealled against his death sentence to the King. The King decided to parden him and dictated the decision as ":Kill him not, save him." but the steno typed it as "Kill him, not save him."
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Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:31 pm
Ethical Trader wrote:A man appealled against his death sentence to the King. The King decided to parden him and dictated the decision as ":Kill him not, save him." but the steno typed it as "Kill him, not save him."


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Maranna Epa, Thiyaganna.

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Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:40 pm
The guy must have been suffering from Otello syndrome and the text must have triggered the killer aspect of such psychological disorder.
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