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A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again. The man, Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn auto correct. I meant “wifi”, not “wife”.
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balapas
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Good one
serene- Top contributor
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Ha ha. 
He must have killed neighbour also.
He must have killed neighbour also.
Ethical Trader- Top contributor
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Thanks Red. Same can happen here in the forum. Must be carefull about the words when giving your opinions. A coma can change the meaning of a sentence.
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Ethical Trader wrote:Thanks Red. Same can happen here in the forum. Must be carefull about the words when giving your opinions. A coma can change the meaning of a sentence.
There is a great book about this " Panda eats, shoots, and leaves "
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Ethical Trader wrote:Thanks Red. Same can happen here in the forum. Must be carefull about the words when giving your opinions. A coma can change the meaning of a sentence.
Agreed.
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Oh, what a colon & comma can do to men and women.Redbulls wrote:Ethical Trader wrote:Thanks Red. Same can happen here in the forum. Must be carefull about the words when giving your opinions. A coma can change the meaning of a sentence.
Agreed.
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A man appealled against his death sentence to the King. The King decided to parden him and dictated the decision as ":Kill him not, save him." but the steno typed it as "Kill him, not save him."
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Ethical Trader wrote:A man appealled against his death sentence to the King. The King decided to parden him and dictated the decision as ":Kill him not, save him." but the steno typed it as "Kill him, not save him."
In sinhalese,
Maranna, Epa Thiyaganna.
Maranna Epa, Thiyaganna.
කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා- Top contributor
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The guy must have been suffering from Otello syndrome and the text must have triggered the killer aspect of such psychological disorder.
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