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    Post by Backstage Wed May 28, 2014 1:50 pm

    Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance
    Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
    She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

    He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that. He had a deformity too.

    Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem.
    My willy is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'

    She said, 'Yes, I will marry you & learn to live with your infant size willy.'

    Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.

    Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another.

    As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.

    She said, 'You told me your willy was the size of an infant!'


    'Yes, it is .... 6 pounds 10 ounces, 19 inches long.'
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    Herb's Willy Empty Re: Herb's Willy

    Post by Leon Wed May 28, 2014 3:52 pm

    Backstage wrote:Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance
    Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
    She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

    He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that. He had a deformity too.

    Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem.
    My willy is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with  that once we are married.'

    She said, 'Yes, I will marry you & learn to live with your infant size willy.'

    Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.

    Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another.

    As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.

    She said, 'You told me your willy was the size of an infant!'


    'Yes, it is .... 6 pounds 10 ounces, 19 inches long.'

    nice... Laughing Laughing Laughing 

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