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    Post by pee ratio Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:39 pm

    So there was this farmer, his son, and the only animal on their farm that survived the winter: a duck named A POW. One day the farmer is sitting down paying off last months fertilizer bill when he realized that they were broke. He told his son, to go into town and sell the duck for as much money that he could get. So the boy started off to town. He came up to a prostitute that was uglier than the ass of the duck he carried in his arms. The hooker looked straight at the boy and said, "The #ucking begins at $10, you got $10?" The boy had no money, so he started to walk away, but the hooker stopped him and said that she would accept that duck in his hands instead of $10. The boy gleefully accepted, so they went off and had sex. An hour later, as the boy was leaving, the hooker pleaded that he #uck her again because it was the best #ucking of her life. She offered him the duck back, and they went at it again. Another hour passes, and the boy heads home, duck in hand. On the way, the duck gets spooked and flies from the boys hands. It flew directly into the path of an oncoming car, obliterating the duck. The man driving gets out and appologizes for the boys duck. The man hands the boy 25 dollars for his trouble and goes on his way. Later, the boy goes home and hands his father 25 dollars. The father notices that his son looks exhausted and asks him, "What happened?"
    The boys reply was this: "I got a #uck for a duck, a duck for a #uck, and 25 bucks for a #ucked up duck."

    RIP - A POW
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    Post by serene Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:46 am

    Smile Very Happy Razz
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    Post by spw19721 Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:45 am

    Nice one.....
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    Post by smallville Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:48 pm

    Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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    Post by dhanurrox Sun Dec 13, 2015 6:14 pm

    What the #uck. bounce bounce
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    Post by pathfinder Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:17 pm

    lol! lol!
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    https://www.facebook.com/laughingcolours/videos/10152986113059578/
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    Post by Ethical Trader Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:02 pm

    Smile

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