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Hon. Wikrama Nikamsinghe
Prime Minister of Arsikland
Sub: No Conpidents in you
Dear Hon. Nikamsinghe,
You is now Prime Minister. We is Ministers from the opposishen party who is appointinged by apey Athigaru Lokka as Ministers becose we is in Athigaru Lokka's party ne?
As Ministers from the opposishen who are in your cabinettuwa we is now not having the conpidents in you becose lot of things are hapeninged as folows:
1. We have No Conpident in you that you will stop oll invetsigatings of jaraa aganst our party mambers.
2. We have No Conpident in you that you will put a smoll tolks to the judge and get our party felows out on bale or case eka yata gaseems
3. We have No Conpident in you that you will allow oll the norty deal kaarayas to shape ekey keep the jaraa that they earning so hard during the govenment of our Apey Samadaa Janapathi
4. We have No Conpident that you will organize rodeside kiributh partees outside judges houses (in fact you have not even sent any judges to their houses resently)
5. We have No Conpident in your economicks plans and we are disappointinged that you have abandoned our very sucksessful plan of "borrowing-from-Chinesemans-like-there-is-no-tomorrow and-giving-any-rate-any-condishen-chinesemans wanting"
6. Finally, we olso have NO Conpident of winning an elecshen if these changings are hapening in Arsikland.
We want our old Arsikland back! We want foreen conspiracees, we want the tamashas, we want control over the judges we want control over meediya and we olso want control over oll those annoying fellows on the Pacebooker who are saying norty things about us. We Liked the old Arsikland and we want it back and you have to go!
Kind Regards
Oll of us who are signing the No Conpident moshen against you!
P.S. If this moshen is not passed or if you winning elecshens and cumming as Prime Minister again, then pleese be infommed that I did not sign this moshen. I am with you sir..
Yours Truly
Sweetie Boley
Hon. Wikrama Nikamsinghe
Prime Minister of Arsikland
Sub: No Conpidents in you
Dear Hon. Nikamsinghe,
You is now Prime Minister. We is Ministers from the opposishen party who is appointinged by apey Athigaru Lokka as Ministers becose we is in Athigaru Lokka's party ne?
As Ministers from the opposishen who are in your cabinettuwa we is now not having the conpidents in you becose lot of things are hapeninged as folows:
1. We have No Conpident in you that you will stop oll invetsigatings of jaraa aganst our party mambers.
2. We have No Conpident in you that you will put a smoll tolks to the judge and get our party felows out on bale or case eka yata gaseems
3. We have No Conpident in you that you will allow oll the norty deal kaarayas to shape ekey keep the jaraa that they earning so hard during the govenment of our Apey Samadaa Janapathi
4. We have No Conpident that you will organize rodeside kiributh partees outside judges houses (in fact you have not even sent any judges to their houses resently)
5. We have No Conpident in your economicks plans and we are disappointinged that you have abandoned our very sucksessful plan of "borrowing-from-Chinesemans-like-there-is-no-tomorrow and-giving-any-rate-any-condishen-chinesemans wanting"
6. Finally, we olso have NO Conpident of winning an elecshen if these changings are hapening in Arsikland.
We want our old Arsikland back! We want foreen conspiracees, we want the tamashas, we want control over the judges we want control over meediya and we olso want control over oll those annoying fellows on the Pacebooker who are saying norty things about us. We Liked the old Arsikland and we want it back and you have to go!
Kind Regards
Oll of us who are signing the No Conpident moshen against you!
P.S. If this moshen is not passed or if you winning elecshens and cumming as Prime Minister again, then pleese be infommed that I did not sign this moshen. I am with you sir..
Yours Truly
Sweetie Boley
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