- sashimaalTop contributor
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Join date : 2014-02-28
Letter to PM
Hon. Wikrama Nikamsinghe
Prime Minister of Arsikland
Sub: No Conpidents in you
Dear Hon. Nikamsinghe,
You is now Prime Minister. We is Ministers from the opposishen party who is appointinged by apey Athigaru Lokka as Ministers becose we is in Athigaru Lokka's party ne?
As Ministers from the opposishen who are in your cabinettuwa we is now not having the conpidents in you becose lot of things are hapeninged as folows:
1. We have No Conpident in you that you will stop oll invetsigatings of jaraa aganst our party mambers.
2. We have No Conpident in you that you will put a smoll tolks to the judge and get our party felows out on bale or case eka yata gaseems
3. We have No Conpident in you that you will allow oll the norty deal kaarayas to shape ekey keep the jaraa that they earning so hard during the govenment of our Apey Samadaa Janapathi
4. We have No Conpident that you will organize rodeside kiributh partees outside judges houses (in fact you have not even sent any judges to their houses resently)
5. We have No Conpident in your economicks plans and we are disappointinged that you have abandoned our very sucksessful plan of "borrowing-from-Chinesemans-like-there-is-no-tomorrow and-giving-any-rate-any-condishen-chinesemans wanting"
6. Finally, we olso have NO Conpident of winning an elecshen if these changings are hapening in Arsikland.
We want our old Arsikland back! We want foreen conspiracees, we want the tamashas, we want control over the judges we want control over meediya and we olso want control over oll those annoying fellows on the Pacebooker who are saying norty things about us. We Liked the old Arsikland and we want it back and you have to go!
Kind Regards
Oll of us who are signing the No Conpident moshen against you!
P.S. If this moshen is not passed or if you winning elecshens and cumming as Prime Minister again, then pleese be infommed that I did not sign this moshen. I am with you sir..
Yours Truly
Sweetie Boley
- OzTRADER
- Posts : 55
Join date : 2015-03-24
Re: Letter to PM
sashimaal wrote:Latter to the Prime Minister
Hon. Wikrama Nikamsinghe
Prime Minister of Arsikland
Sub: No Conpidents in you
Dear Hon. Nikamsinghe,
You is now Prime Minister. We is Ministers from the opposishen party who is appointinged by apey Athigaru Lokka as Ministers becose we is in Athigaru Lokka's party ne?
As Ministers from the opposishen who are in your cabinettuwa we is now not having the conpidents in you becose lot of things are hapeninged as folows:
1. We have No Conpident in you that you will stop oll invetsigatings of jaraa aganst our party mambers.
2. We have No Conpident in you that you will put a smoll tolks to the judge and get our party felows out on bale or case eka yata gaseems
3. We have No Conpident in you that you will allow oll the norty deal kaarayas to shape ekey keep the jaraa that they earning so hard during the govenment of our Apey Samadaa Janapathi
4. We have No Conpident that you will organize rodeside kiributh partees outside judges houses (in fact you have not even sent any judges to their houses resently)
5. We have No Conpident in your economicks plans and we are disappointinged that you have abandoned our very sucksessful plan of "borrowing-from-Chinesemans-like-there-is-no-tomorrow and-giving-any-rate-any-condishen-chinesemans wanting"
6. Finally, we olso have NO Conpident of winning an elecshen if these changings are hapening in Arsikland.
We want our old Arsikland back! We want foreen conspiracees, we want the tamashas, we want control over the judges we want control over meediya and we olso want control over oll those annoying fellows on the Pacebooker who are saying norty things about us. We Liked the old Arsikland and we want it back and you have to go!
Kind Regards
Oll of us who are signing the No Conpident moshen against you!
P.S. If this moshen is not passed or if you winning elecshens and cumming as Prime Minister again, then pleese be infommed that I did not sign this moshen. I am with you sir..
Yours Truly
Sweetie Boley
- poor boyActive Member
- Posts : 766
Join date : 2014-10-09
Re: Letter to PM
I am conpident he is doing every thing better than old jara pappas.
he brought singapooru chalee and getting side kicks from him for the bonds he sell.i am conpodent he will protect him from every thing by appointing jara pappa committees.
he will bring the dollar rate to 1000 rupees and it will be a boost to our exports .I am conpident he will do it.
I am conpident he will assure livelihood of one million beggars and street vendors by getting them back to Colombo streets. duppathage hithawatha. nasty Gotaa ruined the livelihood of beggars .
I am conpident about his public relation because he is calling every body in words such as ayse ,thamuse. better than old pappas.
I am conpident he will save public money by not paying govt outsatanding contract money to govt contractors. he is openly instructing public officials to stop paying old bills to private companies. that is very business friendly move . i am confidentt private sector will thrive on such business friendly moves.
I am conpident he will easily beat old jara pappas in borrowing money.
already beaten them I think.
I am sure he will save our environment by stopping all the development work.he is a good envioromentalist.there are so many things to say he is better than old lot.so I am against this no conpident motion.