One Hell of a Day
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One Hell of a Day
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"This is the worst day of my life," I say.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all... I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve…and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
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- කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වාTop contributor
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Thank guys, nice one.
Hybrid wrote:The Biker quickly then replied" You know man whereever I go I always need company and you are fine" and then slams him a knocker that ends his life!
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pathfinder wrote:
But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
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Lalinda wrote:Will he be alive to answer the question?pathfinder wrote:
But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
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Don't take everything so seriously
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Or else you too will end up in the same bar stool.pathfinder wrote:Lalinda wrote:Will he be alive to answer the question?pathfinder wrote:
But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
නයි කාවිද රෝස් පාන් කිව්වලු
Don't take everything so seriously
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