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Post by pathfinder on Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:56 pm

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"This is the worst day of my life," I say.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all... I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve…and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
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Post by serene on Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:59 pm

Very Happy Smile

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Post by Hybrid on Sun Jun 21, 2015 6:17 pm

The Biker quickly then replied" You know man whereever I go I always need company and you are fine" and then slams him a knocker that ends his life!
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Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:01 pm

I love stories with Happy Endings. Very Happy
Thank guys, nice one.
Hybrid wrote:The Biker quickly then replied" You know man whereever I go I always need company and you are fine" and then slams him a knocker that ends his life!

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Post by Leon on Sun Jun 21, 2015 10:11 pm

Thanks for trying to keep us happy.
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Post by Lalinda on Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:26 am

Will he be alive to answer the question? Very Happy

pathfinder wrote:
But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

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Post by pathfinder on Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:28 pm

Lalinda wrote:Will he be alive to answer the question?  Very Happy

pathfinder wrote:
But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

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Don't take everything so seriously Very Happy
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Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:58 pm

pathfinder wrote:
Lalinda wrote:Will he be alive to answer the question?  Very Happy

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But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

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Don't take everything so seriously Very Happy
Or else you too will end up in the same bar stool. Very Happy

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