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    Post by pathfinder Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:56 pm

    I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig
    "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
    "This is the worst day of my life," I say.
    "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me.
    When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance.
    I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
    I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me.
    So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all... I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve…and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
    But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
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    Post by serene Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:59 pm

    Very Happy Smile
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    Post by Hybrid Sun Jun 21, 2015 6:17 pm

    The Biker quickly then replied" You know man whereever I go I always need company and you are fine" and then slams him a knocker that ends his life!
    කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා
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    Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:01 pm

    I love stories with Happy Endings. Very Happy
    Thank guys, nice one.
    Hybrid wrote:The Biker quickly then replied" You know man whereever I go I always need company and you are fine" and then slams him a knocker that ends his life!
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    Post by Leon Sun Jun 21, 2015 10:11 pm

    Thanks for trying to keep us happy.
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    Post by Lalinda Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:26 am

    Will he be alive to answer the question? Very Happy

    pathfinder wrote:
    But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
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    Post by pathfinder Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:28 pm

    Lalinda wrote:Will he be alive to answer the question?  Very Happy

    pathfinder wrote:
    But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

    නයි කාවිද රෝස් පාන් කිව්වලු
    Don't take everything so seriously Very Happy
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    Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:58 pm

    pathfinder wrote:
    Lalinda wrote:Will he be alive to answer the question?  Very Happy

    pathfinder wrote:
    But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

    නයි කාවිද රෝස් පාන් කිව්වලු
    Don't take everything so seriously Very Happy
    Or else you too will end up in the same bar stool. Very Happy
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    Post by Lalinda Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:00 am


      Current date/time is Wed Jun 26, 2024 1:18 am