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Post by pathfinder on Thu May 07, 2015 7:44 pm

They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.
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Post by Expert on Fri May 08, 2015 7:42 am

ROFLMAO!!!!!
I read this just now in a crowded train.
Thanks pathfinder!
May you find better and better paths always, not only to amuse us but to make better profits!!!
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Post by smallville on Fri May 08, 2015 1:38 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by Ethical Trader on Fri May 08, 2015 3:12 pm

Good one. Thanks.
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Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Fri May 08, 2015 6:02 pm

This reminds me another Doctor story.
(No offense to any).

Someone saw his office friend was in a very pensive mood, asked what happened?
He replied, last night I was out with a woman and now I have Red ring around my EAR.
Do not worry, this is a simple matter.
Just go and see this doctor, he recommended.
Doctor had a look at the EAR and said nothing to worry.
Brought some surgical spirit and cleaned up the EAR.
How much I owe you, the guy asked.
Just Rupees 500.

After some months the guy saw another friend of him too in a pensive mood.
What is the matter?
The same story.
Went out with a woman last night and now I have Yellow Ring around my EAR.
Do not worry, this is a simple matter.
Just go and see this doctor, he recommended.
I had similar issue and I just paid him only 500 for the treatment.
Doctor had a look at the EAR and said nothing to worry.
Brought some surgical spirit and cleaned up the EAR.
How much I owe you, the guy asked.
Pay me Rupees 1000.
He got wild and asked how come you charged so and so only 500 for the same issue.
Doctor calmly replied, Son that was lipstick but this is S***.

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