by WasteofTime Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:55 am
Pussy Jokes
Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Q: What do homosexuals and mice have in common?
A: They both hate pussy!
Q: What's the difference between balls and a pussy?
A: the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.
Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a public restroom?
A: They both feel good, but you wonder who has been there before you!
Q: What do pimps and dogs have in common?
A: They both ate pussy
Q: What's the definition of a tongue-twister?
A: A spiral pussy!
Q: What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in a snowstorm?
A: When you eat pussy, you can always see the arsehole in front of you!
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
A: The other guys waiting their turn!
Girl "I wear heels bigger than your dick!"
Guy: "I take shits fresher than your pussy."
Q: How do you know if you have an overbite?
A: If your eating pussy and it tastes like shit!
Q: What’s the difference between parsley and pussy?
A: Nobody eats parsley.
Q: How do you know when your husband eats too much pussy?
A: When he goes to the dentist to get a haircut!
Q: How do you get a pussy wet?
A: Put it in the shower.
Q: What's the smallest hotel known to man?
A: A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!
Q: What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
A: A pussy is sweet, juicy, succulent, warm, fun and a useful thing. The cunt is the thing that owns it!
Q: What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy?
A: Crust!
Q: What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys?
A: We’d be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q: What is anatomy?
A: the difference of knowing your pussy, and knowing you're a pussy.
Q: Why are pussy pubic hairs curly?
A: You would poke your eye out if it were straight!
Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a pussy?
A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Q: How can you tell who had their pussy palmed?
A: She's the one holding an I love you sign.
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