Latest topics

» CIFC Dumps to Expand Your Possibilities to Pass Your Exam
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Fri Jul 19, 2024 10:30 am by faithhharris

» CCS.N0000 ( Ceylon Cold Stores)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:31 am by Hawk Eye

» Sri Lanka plans to allow tourists from August, no mandatory quarantine
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Wed Sep 13, 2023 12:16 pm by lauryfriese

» When Will It Be Safe To Invest In The Stock Market Again?
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Wed Apr 19, 2023 6:41 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» Dividend Announcements
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:41 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» MAINTENANCE NOTICE / නඩත්තු දැනුම්දීම
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Thu Apr 06, 2023 3:18 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» ඩොලර් මිලියනයක මුදල් සම්මානයක් සහ “ෆීල්ඩ්ස් පදක්කම” පිළිගැනීම ප්‍රතික්ෂේප කළ ගණිතඥයා
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sun Apr 02, 2023 7:28 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» SEYB.N0000 (Seylan Bank PLC)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Thu Mar 30, 2023 9:25 am by yellow knife

» Here's what blind prophet Baba Vanga predicted for 2016 and beyond: It's not good
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Thu Mar 30, 2023 9:25 am by HaeroMaero

» The Korean Way !
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Wed Mar 29, 2023 7:09 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» In the Meantime Within Our Shores!
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Mon Mar 27, 2023 5:51 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» What is Known as Dementia?
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:09 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» SRI LANKA TELECOM PLC (SLTL.N0000)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Mon Mar 20, 2023 5:18 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» THE LANKA HOSPITALS CORPORATION PLC (LHCL.N0000)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Mon Mar 20, 2023 5:10 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» Equinox ( වසන්ත විෂුවය ) !
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Mon Mar 20, 2023 4:28 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» COMB.N0000 (Commercial Bank of Ceylon PLC)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sun Mar 19, 2023 4:11 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» REXP.N0000 (Richard Pieris Exports PLC)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sun Mar 19, 2023 4:02 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» RICH.N0000 (Richard Pieris and Company PLC)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sun Mar 19, 2023 3:53 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» Do You Have Computer Vision Syndrome?
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sat Mar 18, 2023 7:36 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» LAXAPANA BATTERIES PLC (LITE.N0000)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Thu Mar 16, 2023 11:23 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» What a Bank Run ?
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Wed Mar 15, 2023 5:33 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» 104 Technical trading experiments by HUNTER
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Wed Mar 15, 2023 4:27 pm by katesmith1304

» GLAS.N0000 (Piramal Glass Ceylon PLC)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Wed Mar 15, 2023 7:45 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» Cboe Volatility Index
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Tue Mar 14, 2023 5:32 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» AHPL.N0000
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sun Mar 12, 2023 4:46 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» TJL.N0000 (Tee Jey Lanka PLC.)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sun Mar 12, 2023 4:43 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» CTBL.N0000 ( CEYLON TEA BROKERS PLC)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sun Mar 12, 2023 4:41 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» COMMERCIAL DEVELOPMENT COMPANY PLC (COMD. N.0000))
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Fri Mar 10, 2023 4:43 pm by yellow knife

» Bitcoin and Cryptocurrency
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Fri Mar 10, 2023 1:47 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» CSD.N0000 (Seylan Developments PLC)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Fri Mar 10, 2023 10:38 am by yellow knife

» PLC.N0000 (People's Leasing and Finance PLC)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Thu Mar 09, 2023 8:02 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» Bakery Products ?
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Wed Mar 08, 2023 5:30 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» NTB.N0000 (Nations Trust Bank PLC)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sun Mar 05, 2023 7:24 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» Going South
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sat Mar 04, 2023 10:47 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» When Seagulls Follow the Trawler
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Thu Mar 02, 2023 10:22 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» Re-activating
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:12 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» අපි තමයි හොඳටම කරේ !
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:54 pm by ruwan326

» මේ අර් බුධය කිසිසේත්ම මා විසින් නිර්මාණය කල එකක් නොවේ
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Tue Jan 03, 2023 6:43 pm by ruwan326

» SAMP.N0000 (Sampath Bank PLC)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Wed Nov 30, 2022 8:24 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» APLA.N0000 (ACL Plastics PLC)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Fri Nov 18, 2022 7:49 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» AVOID FALLING INTO ALLURING WEEKEND FAMILY PACKAGES.
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Wed Nov 16, 2022 9:28 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» Banks, Finance & Insurance Sector Chart
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Tue Nov 15, 2022 5:26 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» VPEL.N0000 (Vallibel Power Erathna PLC)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sun Nov 13, 2022 12:15 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» DEADLY COCKTAIL OF ISLAND MENTALITY AND PARANOID PERSONALITY DISORDER MIX.
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Mon Nov 07, 2022 6:36 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» WATA - Watawala
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sat Nov 05, 2022 8:44 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» KFP.N0000(Keels Food Products PLC)
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Sat Nov 05, 2022 8:42 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» Capital Trust Broker in difficulty?
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Fri Oct 21, 2022 5:25 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» IS PIRATING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY A BOON OR BANE?
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:13 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» What Industry Would You Choose to Focus?
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Tue Oct 11, 2022 6:39 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» Should I Stick Around, or Should I Follow Others' Lead?
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL Empty

Tue Oct 11, 2022 9:07 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

Disclaimer

Information posted in this forum are entirely of the respective members' personal views. The views posted on this open online forum of contributors do not constitute a recommendation buy or sell. The site nor the connected parties will be responsible for the posts posted on the forum and will take best possible action to remove any unlawful or inappropriate posts.
All rights to articles of value authored by members posted on the forum belong to the respective authors. Re-using without the consent of the authors is prohibited. Due credit with links to original source should be given when quoting content from the forum.
This is an educational portal and not one that gives recommendations. Please obtain investment advises from a Registered Investment Advisor through a stock broker

3 posters

CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL

Backstage

Backstage: Top contributor; Posts : 3803
Join date : 2014-02-24

Post n°1

CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL

by Backstage Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:11 pm

CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.

A huge heart, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist!'