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1kg. How the **** size ?

Post by Backstage on Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:30 am

Man with gold in rectum held at BIA

September 9, 2015 10:49 am

Customs officers at the Bandaranaike International Airport in Katunayake have arrested a suspect attempting to smuggle almost 1kg of gold worth over Rs 4.6 million by concealing them in his rectal cavity.

The 59-year-old man from Colombo was arrested by customs after he arrived from Bangkok in the flight UL 403 at 11.10am.

Gold pieces weighing 925.7g and valued at Rs 4,625,350 were found concealed in his rectum, customs spokesman Leslie Gamini said.

After the customs inquiry, the gold pieces were forfeited and a penalty of Rs 300,000 was imposed, he said.
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Re: 1kg. How the **** size ?

Post by slstock on Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:32 am

no, no you it can just be slender and long

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Re: 1kg. How the **** size ?

Post by Backstage on Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:33 am

slstock wrote:no, no you it can just be slender and long

That's a bit deep, to put it mildly. Shocked
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Re: 1kg. How the **** size ?

Post by slstock on Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:36 am

Yes this one goes right up the A** ( as per common referal)


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slstock wrote:no, no you it can just be slender and long

That's a bit deep, to put it mildly. Shocked

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Re: 1kg. How the **** size ?

Post by jiggysaurus on Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:38 am

Ayyo I thought only Hirunika had a million rupee a** in shoeshineland, looks like this guy has it beat by nearly 5 times.

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Re: 1kg. How the **** size ?

Post by serene on Wed Sep 09, 2015 3:21 pm

jiggysaurus wrote:Ayyo I thought only Hirunika had a million rupee a** in shoeshineland, looks like this guy has it beat by nearly 5 times.

No reference to Lady from Galle.
They say old is gold. Smile Very Happy

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Re: 1kg. How the **** size ?

Post by jiggysaurus on Wed Sep 09, 2015 3:36 pm

serene wrote:
jiggysaurus wrote:Ayyo I thought only Hirunika had a million rupee a** in shoeshineland, looks like this guy has it beat by nearly 5 times.

No reference to Lady from Galle.
They say old is gold. Smile Very Happy

Ammo that one has swiss gold up her a**.

Ekath swiss citizen ne, after what she's done through the years and the fact she's a politikka 5 kilos is pocket change for her to carry.

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Re: 1kg. How the **** size ?

Post by serene on Wed Sep 09, 2015 3:47 pm

jiggysaurus wrote:
serene wrote:
jiggysaurus wrote:Ayyo I thought only Hirunika had a million rupee a** in shoeshineland, looks like this guy has it beat by nearly 5 times.

No reference to Lady from Galle.
They say old is gold. Smile Very Happy

Ammo that one has swiss gold up her a**.

Ekath swiss citizen ne, after what she's done through the years and the fact she's a politikka 5 kilos is pocket change for her to carry.
Very Happy

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Re: 1kg. How the **** size ?

Post by pathfinder on Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:03 pm

jiggysaurus wrote:
serene wrote:
jiggysaurus wrote:Ayyo I thought only Hirunika had a million rupee a** in shoeshineland, looks like this guy has it beat by nearly 5 times.

No reference to Lady from Galle.
They say old is gold. Smile Very Happy

Ammo that one has swiss gold up her a**.

Ekath swiss citizen ne, after what she's done through the years and the fact she's a politikka 5 kilos is pocket change for her to carry.

Old sphincters can't bear such a weight,though the den is big. lol!
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Re: 1kg. How the **** size ?

Post by serene on Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:13 pm

pathfinder wrote:
jiggysaurus wrote:
serene wrote:
jiggysaurus wrote:Ayyo I thought only Hirunika had a million rupee a** in shoeshineland, looks like this guy has it beat by nearly 5 times.

No reference to Lady from Galle.
They say old is gold. Smile Very Happy

Ammo that one has swiss gold up her a**.

Ekath swiss citizen ne, after what she's done through the years and the fact she's a politikka 5 kilos is pocket change for her to carry.

Old sphincters can't bear such a weight,though the den is big. lol!

lol! lol!

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Re: 1kg. How the **** size ?

Post by pee ratio on Wed Sep 09, 2015 9:09 pm

At times like this, remember Confucius Golden Rule -

" whoever hide gold in the a...., and get caught will feel shitty."

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Re: 1kg. How the **** size ?

Post by sureshot on Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:03 pm

a foreign inflow stopped Very Happy

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