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Just to Light Up the Mood

Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Sun Apr 03, 2016 2:12 pm

A Pastor married an uneducated, jealous woman.

One day the woman was in the kitchen cooking when she overheard him
praying in the living room, “Thank you Lord for bringing mercy, joy
and grace into my life.”

She ran quickly with a frying pan, whacked him on the head and said,
“I knew you were a player and a fake pastor! You’ve just prayed for
all your girlfriends, you think I didn’t hear you!

Who the hell are Mercy, Joy and Grace???”

(Have a blessed Sunday and may the Lord bring Mercy, Joy and Grace into
your life)
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Black Bra Size 38

Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:13 am

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.
Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"
The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."
...and this is why the Chinese own us!
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Re: Just to Light Up the Mood

Post by spw19721 on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:43 pm

Nice one kith !!!!

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Re: Just to Light Up the Mood

Post by spw19721 on Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:45 pm

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to
him,and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and
says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."The
astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're
all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."Shocked, Spielberg
replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."


This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a
competition
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian

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Re: Just to Light Up the Mood

Post by Market lover on Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:56 pm

Gd one bro Smile

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Gold Digger ?

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නරකම නැහැ පොරගේ අයිඩියා එක Very Happy
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Re: Just to Light Up the Mood

Post by Rana on Sun May 08, 2016 2:42 am

කොප්පරා කාලා දැන් එපා වෙලා ඇති. ඒකයි වෙනසකට තැඹිලි ගෙඩියක් රස බලන්න ආස හිතිලා තියෙන්නේ . Very Happy Very Happy
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