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Post by Backstage on Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:21 pm

Two women in tussle over a cat
March 22, 2015, 10:28 pm

By Cyril Wimalasurendre

KANDY – Two women of Gorakadeniya fighting over the ownership of a cat have turned to the Peradeniya police to resolve the matter, but the cops in turn has left the verdict in the hands of the Veterinary Faculty there.

According to statements of the two women to the police one woman left the rented out house she was living in to a new residence leaving behind her pet cat in the house. Sometime later she came back to her previous residence to collect the pet. On coming to know that the pet was now looked after by a woman in the neighbourhood she went to the house of the neighbour to collect it.

That woman refused to give the cat to her saying she is now the owner of the cat. The quarrelling over the ownership both women proceeded to the Peradeniya police station.

At the police station the woman who left the house leaving behind the cat produced as evidence of her claim some hair of her pet.

Police then sought the assistance of the Veterinary Faculty of the University of Peradeniya, where the senior lecturer of the Veterinary Faculty Dr. Asoka Dangalla informed the two women that it was necessary to have a laboratory test to ascertain that the hair produced by the woman tallied with hair of the cat in question.

So until the test report is received the cat was detained by the Veterinary Faculty.
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Post by serene on Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:45 pm

Thanks Backs for Sharing.
Ha ha ...Now we have pussy problem among all.

Old Cat or Young Cat.
White Cat or Black Cat.
Long Hair or Short Hair.
Big or Small.
Naughty cat or Nice Cat.
Playfull or Sleepy Cat.

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Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:55 pm

Rather than wasting our money on useless test, the Police should have given a verdict in favour of the current owner.
On a much lighter note, previously I have heard only men were fighting over this one (with or without hair) and now even women too have join the fray. Very Happy
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Post by slstock on Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:59 pm

Soft kitty,Warm kitty
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
pur pur pur

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Post by pee ratio on Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:39 pm

slstock wrote:Soft kitty,Warm kitty
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
pur pur pur

aha Big Bang theory like no ?

adey how can you fellows talk about pussy at this time when my portofolio is going to the dogs ah ?

maybe " you know who" needs to get some pussy (cat) no ? alll the time hanging with tom cats you know, you can also loose your marbles Wink

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Post by RPPA on Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:55 pm

Backstage you have put me in lot of trouble. Very Happy

I try to open your "pussy problems" post several times. But i was not allowed to view that from the firewall of our company (restricted of being viewing). All other posts can be viewed.Shocked

You should know why....... Razz Razz Razz

Finally i was so curious to know what you all guys are discussing. So i removed the network cable & logged in by the "personal dongle" to check what is this all about (As the market is also dull you guys have completely change the subject matter to something else.....Laughing ).

Ayyo Backstage then only i have realized that you are only discussing about a CAT. Razz Razz Razz Razz

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Post by Backstage on Mon Mar 23, 2015 5:23 pm

RPPA wrote:Backstage you have put me in lot of trouble. Very Happy

I try to open your "pussy problems" post several times. But i was not allowed to view that from the firewall of our company (restricted of being viewing). All other posts can be viewed.Shocked

You should know why....... Razz Razz Razz

Finally i was so curious to know what you all guys are discussing. So i removed the network cable & logged in by the "personal dongle" to check what is this all about (As the market is also dull you guys have completely change the subject matter to something else.....Laughing ).

Ayyo Backstage then only i have realized that you are only discussing about a CAT. Razz Razz Razz Razz

lol!
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Post by Backstage on Mon Mar 23, 2015 5:25 pm

slstock wrote:Soft kitty,Warm kitty
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
pur pur pur

SLS Kits is a senior member, I don't think tease him like that.
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Post by smallville on Mon Mar 23, 2015 5:26 pm

Backs... what are u up to these days??? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Post by SriLanBoy on Mon Mar 23, 2015 5:32 pm

Miyaw Laughing







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Post by Backstage on Mon Mar 23, 2015 5:34 pm

smallville wrote:Backs... what are u up to these days??? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Apart from funerals, dhanes, farewells, gettogethers, football matches, play practice, sanwiches at 5am, dealing with carpenters, masons, teenage ansgt,menopause, dementia(last two not me) and watching REEF warants, not much. Smile
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Post by chinwi on Mon Mar 23, 2015 6:17 pm

Moral of the story:

Whenever you leave a pussy take some hair with you.

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Post by chutiputha on Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:19 pm

අනේ අපට මෙහෙම ඉල්ලුමක් නැති හැටි.පුසියෙක්ට ගිය කලක්
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Post by nihal123 on Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:25 pm

chutiputha wrote:අනේ අපට මෙහෙම ඉල්ලුමක් නැති හැටි.පුසියෙක්ට ගිය කලක්

අනුන්ගේ පූසෝ දිහා බලබල ඉන්නේ නැතිව පූසෙක් අරගන්න චුටී

Razz Razz Razz
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Post by serene on Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:28 pm

chinwi wrote:Moral of the story:

Whenever you leave a pussy take some hair with you.

Smile Very Happy
Also if you are up to long term.
Always go for Hairy pussys..

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Post by serene on Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:36 pm

RPPA wrote:Backstage you have put me in lot of trouble. Very Happy

I try to open your "pussy problems" post several times. But i was not allowed to view that from the firewall of our company (restricted of being viewing). All other posts can be viewed.Shocked

You should know why....... Razz Razz Razz

Finally i was so curious to know what you all guys are discussing. So i removed the network cable & logged in by the "personal dongle" to check what is this all about (As the market is also dull you guys have completely change the subject matter to something else.....Laughing ).

Ayyo Backstage then only i have realized that you are only discussing about a CAT. Razz Razz Razz Razz

Very Happy Very Happy

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Post by chutiputha on Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:44 pm

වස ලැජ්ජාව
nihal123 wrote:
chutiputha wrote:අනේ අපට මෙහෙම ඉල්ලුමක් නැති හැටි.පුසියෙක්ට ගිය කලක්

අනුන්ගේ පූසෝ දිහා බලබල ඉන්නේ නැතිව පූසෙක් අරගන්න චුටී

Razz Razz Razz
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Re: Pussy problems

Post by chinwi on Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:45 pm

අනුන්ගේ පූසෝ දිහා බලබල ඉන්නේ නැතිව පූසෙක් අරගන්න චුටී


ගත්තට කමක් නෑ. හැබැයි ඔය පූසන් ගේ රැවුල එහෙම  ශේව් කරන්න යන්න​ එපා.   එතකොට උන් මීයො අල්ලන්නෙ නෑ කියල ඒ දවස්වල අපේ පැරණි අය කියනව​.  ඇත්තද මන් දා.

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Re: Pussy problems

Post by nihal123 on Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:48 pm

chinwi wrote:
අනුන්ගේ පූසෝ දිහා බලබල ඉන්නේ නැතිව පූසෙක් අරගන්න චුටී


ගත්තට කමක් නෑ. හැබැයි ඔය පූසන් ගේ රැවුල එහෙම  ශේව් කරන්න යන්න​ එපා.   එතකොට උන් මීයො අල්ලන්නෙ නෑ කියල ඒ දවස්වල අපේ පැරණි අය කියනව​.  ඇත්තද මන් දා.

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Re: Pussy problems

Post by chutiputha on Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:54 pm

හපොයි මම ඉවරයි.. මියාවූ..........
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Re: Pussy problems

Post by Leon on Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:44 pm

I had an affair with a girl in Kandy way back in 2000. She was so exaggerating of her kitty(pussy) & promised me a kitten.
So, one day I went her home to take that kitten & it was like a normal "Naatu" kitten.
Anyway I took it home & lost both pussys in few years time.
What I want to tell you is never go by the words of girls about their pussys. You got to see first.Very Happy Very Happy
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Re: Pussy problems

Post by chinwi on Tue Mar 24, 2015 12:26 am

lol! lol! lol!


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Re: Pussy problems

Post by SriLanBoy on Tue Mar 24, 2015 1:11 am

chinwi wrote:
අනුන්ගේ පූසෝ දිහා බලබල ඉන්නේ නැතිව පූසෙක් අරගන්න චුටී


ගත්තට කමක් නෑ. හැබැයි ඔය පූසන් ගේ රැවුල එහෙම  ශේව් කරන්න යන්න​ එපා.   එතකොට උන් මීයො අල්ලන්නෙ නෑ කියල ඒ දවස්වල අපේ පැරණි අය කියනව​.  ඇත්තද මන් දා.
අපිට උසස් පෙළදි සත්ව විද්‍යාව උගන්වපු සර් කෙනෙක් කිව්වා පූස් රාළලාගෙ කට දෙපැත්තෙ තියෙන දිග කෙඳි සංවේදක හැටියට පාවිච්චි වෙනව කියලත් ඒවගේම කීයටවත් ඒව කපල දාන්න එපා මොකද ආයෙත් වැවෙන්නෙ නෑ කියල. හැබැයි මම ඒක ඇත්තද කියල බලන්නත් එක්ක කොට වෙන්නම කතුරකින් දෙපැත්තෙම කෙඳි ටික කපල දාල බැලුව වැවෙන එකක් නැද්ද කියල. මොන බොරුද සර් එහෙම කරල නැතුවනෙ බලන කොට අපිට උපදෙස් දීල තියෙන්නෙ. සර්ට කරන්න බැරි වෙච්චි එක ගෝලය වෙච්චි මම කොරා නොවැ. ටික දවසක් යද්දි යස අගේට ඒ විධියටම තිබුන දිගටම ලස්සනට වැවුනෙ නැතෑ කෙඳි ටික. ඒ අතින් බලද්දි නම් අපි සර්ට වඩා ඉදිරියෙන් ඉන්නව. මං කිව්වෙ දිග කෙඳි කපල වැවෙනවද කියල බලන එක අතින් හොඳේ. Laughing
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Re: Pussy problems

Post by Ukboy on Tue Mar 24, 2015 3:09 am

nihal123 wrote:
chutiputha wrote:අනේ අපට මෙහෙම ඉල්ලුමක් නැති හැටි.පුසියෙක්ට ගිය කලක්

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Re: Pussy problems

Post by serene on Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:08 am

Anyway just wondering are their any particular reasons for reffering that thing as pussy apart from the most apparent reason. Very Happy

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