Week end Article - By Stocks Hunter

[stocks hunterTop contributor]

Heart Attack and Water
         
How many folks do you know who say they don't want to drink anything before going to bed because they'll have to get up during the night  ???

Heart Attack and Water - I never knew all of this! Interesting.......

Something else I didn't know ...I asked my Doctor why do people need to urinate so much at night time.

Answer from my Cardiac Doctor -

Gravity holds water in the lower part of your body when you are standing (legs swell).

When you lie down and the lower body (legs and etc.) seeks level with the kidneys, it is then that the kidneys remove the water because it is easier. This then ties in with the last statement!

I knew you need your minimum water to help flush the toxins out of your body, but this was news to me.

Correct time to drink water.. Very Important. From A Cardiac Specialist!

Drinking water at a certain time maximizes its effectiveness on the body:
 
2 glasses of water

after waking up -helps activate internal organs,
     
1 glass of water 30 minutes before a meal - helps digestion,
     
1 glass of water before taking a bath -helps lower blood pressure,

1 glass of water before going to bed - avoids stroke or heart attack

I can also add to this... My Physician told me that water at bed time will also help prevent night time leg cramps.

Your leg muscles are seeking hydration when they cramp and wake you up with a Charlie Horse.

Life is a one-time gift"

(This is an email i received from one of my friends)

[NuinthTop contributor]

Very important one.

Look...., water can do lot of things to us. + from me.

[sereneTop contributor]

Thanks SH.

Very important and easily the most ignored.

[nihal123Top contributor]

Thank you stocks hunter

[stocks hunterTop contributor]

Don't
miss even a single word... Too good. .....GO
UP TO LAST SENTENCE.....

An atheist
professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has
with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand
and.....

Prof:‘So you believe
in God?’

Student:
‘Absolutely, sir. ‘

Prof:
Is God good?

Student:
Sure.


Prof:
Is God all-powerful?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:


My brother died of cancer even
though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help
others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then?
Hmm?

(Student is silent.)

Prof:
You can't answer, can you? Let's
start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:


Is Satan good?

Student:

No.

Prof:
Where does Satan come
from?

Student:
From...God...

Prof:
That's right. Tell me son, is there
evil in this world?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:
Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And
God did make everything. Correct?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:


So who created
evil?

(Student does not answer.)

Prof:
Is there sickness? Immorality?
Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't
they?

Student:
Yes,
sir.

Prof:
So, who created
them?

(Student has no answer.)

Prof:
Science says you have 5 senses you
use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you
ever seen God?

Student:
No,
sir.

Prof:
Tell us if you have
ever heard your God?

Student:
No, sir.

Prof:


Have you ever felt
your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory
perception of God for that matter?

Student:
No, sir. I'm afraid I
haven't.

Prof:
Yet you still
believe in Him?

Student:
Yes.

Prof:


According to
empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't
exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student:
Nothing. I only have my
faith.

Prof:
Yes. Faith. And
that is the problem science has.

Student:
Professor, is
there such a thing as heat?

Prof:
Yes.

Student:
And is there such a thing as
cold?

Prof:
Yes.

Student:
No sir. There isn't.


(The
lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student:
Sir, you can have lots of
heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or
no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees
below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after
that.
There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to
describe the absence of heat.
We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy.
Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There
is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student:
What about darkness,
Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof:
Yes. What is night if there isn't
darkness?

Student:
You're
wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low
light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if you have no
light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In
reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness
darker, wouldn't you?

Prof:
So
what is the point you are making, young man?

Student:
Sir, my point is your
philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof:
Flawed? Can you explain
how?

Student:
Sir, you are
working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there
is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as
something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even
explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen,
much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of
life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a
substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of
it.

Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they
evolved from a monkey?

Prof:
If
you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I
do.

Student:
Have you ever
observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his
head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is
going.)

Student:
Since no
one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even
prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your
opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in
uproar.)

Student:
Is there
anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain? (The class
breaks out into laughter.)

Student:
Is there anyone here who has
ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one
appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of
empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no
brain,sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures,
sir? (The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face
unfathomable.)

Prof:
I guess
you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student:
That is it sir... The link
between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving
& alive.



This is a true
story, and the student was none other than.........
APJ
Abdul Kalam , the
former president of India

[nihal123Top contributor]

Thanks stocks hunter

[HAL9000Top contributor]

FAITH=  NOT WANTING TO KNOW WHAT IS TRUE

-Friedrich Nietzsche
http://www.quotehd.com/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche-philosopher-quote-faith-not-wanting-to-know-what-is

[stocks hunterTop contributor]

Business requirement & IT Delivary

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[කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වාTop contributor]

Top ten reasons why men prefer guns over women:
10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out.
7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
........ And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women....
1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

(No offence to any female member of the forum).

[stocks hunterTop contributor]

10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

Commandment 1

Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.

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Commandment 2

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep..

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Commandment 3

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

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Commandment 4

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

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Commandment 5

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

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Commandment 6

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Commandment 7

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

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Commandment 8

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.

But the law allows only one wife.

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Commandment 9

Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.

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Commandment 10

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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Bonus Commandment ( Story )

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
.
.
..
.
.
.
.

"It really works!"

SMILE, IT'S TAX FREE!

[stocks hunterTop contributor]

The power of Silence

> A couple remains silent in bed.


>

> Wife thinks : Why is he not talking to me?

>

> Is he thinking of another woman?

>

> Is he seeing someone?

>

> Don’t I appeal to him anymore?

>

> Are wrinkles showing on my face?

>

> Is he trying to dump me?

>

> Have I put on weight at the wrong places?

>

> Does my make up repel him these days?

>

> Is he upset with my nagging?

>

> Why???

>

> Husband thinks: Why the hell did Dhoni send Yuvaraj to bat...? Why, why, why !! .... (The T20 final between India & Sri lanka)

[sereneTop contributor]

The power of Silence

> A couple remains silent in bed.


>

> Wife  thinks :  Why is he not talking to me?

>  

> Is he thinking of another woman?

>

> Is he seeing someone?  

>

> Don’t I appeal to him anymore?

>

> Are wrinkles showing on my face?

>

> Is he trying to dump me?  

>

> Have I put on weight at the wrong places?

>

> Does my make up repel him these days?

>

> Is he upset with my nagging?

>

> Why???

>

> Husband thinks: Why the hell did Dhoni send Yuvaraj to bat...? Why, why, why !! .... (The T20 final between India & Sri lanka)

Thanks SH.
Observation : No dislike for last two Posts.
Conclusion:NO Female Members among Us

[stocks hunterTop contributor]

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Is this correct?

[smallvilleTop contributor]

LOL.. yeah.. tru eh?

[sereneTop contributor]

LOL.. yeah.. tru eh?

[stocks hunterTop contributor]

Do you know the relationship between two eyes?


They never see each other....... ... BUT

They blink together
They move together
They cry together
They see things together
They sleep together
They share a very deep bonded relationship

However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.

Moral of the story:

Woman can break any kind of relationship! !!

[LeonTop contributor]

Do you know the relationship between two eyes?


They never see each other....... ... BUT

They blink together
They move together
They cry together
They see things together
They sleep together
They share a very deep bonded relationship

However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.

Moral of the story:

Woman can break any kind of relationship! !!

Wow very true.

[stocks hunterTop contributor]

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[sereneTop contributor]

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Nice one.
But the real reason

[slstockVeteran]

Seems this is popular today on facebook.

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Nice one.
But the real reason

[stocks hunterTop contributor]

Management Lesson

There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone:  

" don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking".

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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her  

"Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"  

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When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated),  

"Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!"  
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says  


"Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million Dollars we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".

This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!" --------------------------------------------
The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".

This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."

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The next day, TV news reported that 100 million Dollars was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million Dollars. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million Dollars, the bank manager took 80 million Dollars with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !"
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The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"

[sereneTop contributor]

Thanks SH's.

[stocks hunterTop contributor]

KNOW IT BY YOUR SELF

*Glass takes one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

*Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years.

*Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

*If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

*Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.

*Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.

*The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.

*Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent.

*Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450F.

*The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

*Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean

*The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man.

*Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.

*The University of Alaska spans four time zones.

*The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.

*In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.

*Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song Happy Birthday.

*Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

*A comet's tail always points away from the sun.

*The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent.

*Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.

*The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.

*If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.

*When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.

*In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.

*Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.

*Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.

*The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.

*The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.

*Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.

*Mickey Mouse is known as "Topolino" in Italy ..

*Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.

*Everything weighs one percent less at the equator

*For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.

*The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.

[කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වාTop contributor]

I am curious.
How about cashew ?

KNOW IT BY YOUR SELF
*Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.

[stocks hunterTop contributor]

1)A man was granted two wishes by God,
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever......
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

(2)There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest gets married and wonders what happened!

(3)Wives are magicians.
They can change anything into an argument.

(4)Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"

(5)"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that," he said.
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married"

(6)COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE
Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?

(7)I WILL THINK ABOUT IT:
When a married man says, I'll think about it - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

(8)TALKING IN SLEEP:
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake!