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කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා
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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

on Sun Jun 11, 2017 5:45 pm
GIRL:
I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST:
Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL:
Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST:
You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl.

GIRL:
...... Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:
Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:
But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST:
You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top.

GIRL:
Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:
Well that's still no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:
But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST:
You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes.

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:
Is that a good enough reason to call him a BASTARD ???

GIRL:
But, he had S** with me!

PSYCHIATRIST:
You mean like this?
The psychiatrist had S** with the girl.

GIRL:
Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:
I’m still trying to figure out why you call him a BASTARD !!!!!

GIRL:
But, after he finished only he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST:
U Bit** !!!!! That BASTARD!!!!!
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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine

on Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:06 pm
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Nice one Kith.
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