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» EAST WEST PROPERTIES PLC (EAST.N0000)
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyToday at 11:51 am by yellow knife

» HASU.N0000 (HNB ASSURANCE PLC)
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyToday at 10:32 am by yellow knife

» LLUB.N0000 (CHEVRON LUBRICANTS LANKA PLC)
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyYesterday at 8:09 pm by PANTOMATH

» අසිරිමත් සුබ නව වසරකට ආසිරි !
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyYesterday at 6:33 pm by hammurabi

» Thread for News on CSE and SL Economy
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyTue Apr 16, 2019 6:52 pm by NIRMALSG

» Dividend Announcement
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptySat Apr 13, 2019 10:53 pm by nihal123

» SEYLAN DEVELOPMENTS PLC (CSD.N0000)
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyFri Apr 12, 2019 8:55 am by yellow knife

» East West properties
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyFri Apr 12, 2019 5:27 am by dhanurrox

» HHL.N0000 ( Hemas Holdings PLC)
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyTue Apr 09, 2019 8:04 pm by NIRMALSG

» Thread for News on Local and Foreign Politics
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyTue Apr 09, 2019 11:25 am by Ethical Trader

» අනං මනං! #/+?.<>
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyMon Apr 08, 2019 7:23 pm by ruwan326

» DFCC.N0000 ( DFCC BANK PLC )
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyMon Apr 08, 2019 6:07 pm by NIRMALSG

» කිරි පිටි ගැන ඔබ මෙතෙක් නොදත් දේ
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyMon Apr 08, 2019 5:31 am by Ethical Trader

» CONN.N0000
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptySun Apr 07, 2019 3:15 pm by NIRMALSG

» LION.N0000 (Lion Brewery Ceylon PLC)
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»  5000 Post Milestone - Congratulations
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» NTB.N0000 (NATIONS TRUST BANK PLC)
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» හීන්බන්ඩාගේ රැකියාව ඇසූ පසු පොලිස් නෝනලාට තරු පෙනුනා
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyFri Apr 05, 2019 12:36 pm by Ethical Trader

» Micro Finance
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» REXP.N0000 ( RICHARD PIERIS EXPORTS PLC)
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» COMB.N0000 ( COMMERCIAL BANK OF CEYLON PLC )
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» PLC.N0000 ( People's Leasing and Fiance PLC)
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» VPEL.N0000 (VALLIBEL POWER ERATHNA PLC )
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» SAMP.N0000 (SAMPATH BANK PLC)
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyTue Apr 02, 2019 12:38 pm by malanp

» Sinhala Cinema
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyTue Apr 02, 2019 12:31 pm by yellow knife

» SEYB.N0000 ( SEYLAN BANK PLC )
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyTue Apr 02, 2019 11:23 am by Backstage

» LIOC.N0000 (Lanka IOC PLC)
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyTue Apr 02, 2019 11:15 am by LSE

» NDB.N0000 (NATIONAL DEVELOPMENT BANK PLC)
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyTue Apr 02, 2019 11:11 am by Backstage

» Plantation sector updates
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyMon Apr 01, 2019 2:13 pm by nihal123

» What to Analyse
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» MTD WALKERS - KAPI
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» VONE.N0000 (VALLIBEL ONE PLC)
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptySun Mar 31, 2019 6:09 pm by lanka

» In the Meantime, Within Our Shores !
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» PB. N0000 (People's Bank)
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyFri Mar 29, 2019 5:33 pm by yellow knife

» Obituary Notice.
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» Happy Birthday
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyFri Mar 29, 2019 9:58 am by Backstage

» Re: Financial reports Q1-2019
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyFri Mar 29, 2019 7:45 am by serene

» Save Wilpattu !
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyThu Mar 28, 2019 1:58 pm by puliyanam

» Help him Today, so he can help another Tomorrow
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyThu Mar 28, 2019 7:49 am by serene

» HNB.N0000 ( Hatton National Bank PLC)
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyTue Mar 26, 2019 6:18 am by pjrngroup

» අපිට විතරද පායන්නේ ?
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyMon Mar 25, 2019 9:06 pm by malanp

» Tourism sector
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyMon Mar 25, 2019 5:47 pm by NIRMALSG

» Oman's Oil and Gas Minister Dr. Al Ruhmy arrives in Lanka.
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptySun Mar 24, 2019 12:11 pm by Ethical Trader

» රෝගීන් වෙනුවෙන් කැප වන සෞඛ්‍ය සේවාවක් වෙනුවෙන්.....
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyTue Mar 19, 2019 9:34 am by AjithR

» JEWS OF SRI LANKA: AN UNTOLD STORY
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» How Small We are in the universe
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» ඉස්සරහට අපි පරදින එකනම් ෂුවර් – ධම්මික ක්‍රිකට් ගැන කතා කරයි
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» HAYL.N0000 Hayleys PLC
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptyThu Mar 14, 2019 2:46 pm by yellow knife

» DOCK.N0000 (COLOMBO DOCKYARD PLC)
Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms EmptySun Mar 10, 2019 8:36 pm by NIRMALSG

» GLAS.N0000 (PIRAMAL GLASS CEYLON PLC)
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Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:21 pm

THE QUEEN has confirmed that if President Trump makes a state visit, she can kill him with a sword and nobody can touch her.

Palace staff have assured the Queen that, according to English law, Trump is a subject of the Crown and can, if judged to be damaging the monarchy, be dispatched without repercussion.

She said: “I haven’t made up my mind yet. I might.

“It’s been an awful lot of years hefting the old sword without using it, and who better to christen it on? Just imagine the look on his satsuma face.

“And the colonies would be so grateful they’d have me straight back as their reigning monarch, which solves this Brexit thing literally at a stroke.

“I should do one useful thing before I abdicate, really. And imagine how furious it’d make the May woman.”

Her Majesty added: “I genuinely can’t think of a reason not to. Anyone?”


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