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Post by Sriranga on Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:12 pm

A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob.  I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around.  In fact, more than you.  I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse.  I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again. The man, Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn auto correct.  I meant “wifi”, not “wife”.

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Re: WIFE-WIFI

Post by balapas on Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:43 am

Good one

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Re: WIFE-WIFI

Post by serene on Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:36 am

Ha ha. Laughing 
He must have killed neighbour also.

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Re: WIFE-WIFI

Post by Ethical Trader on Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:54 am

Thanks Red. Same can happen here in the forum. Must be carefull about the words when giving your opinions. A coma can change the meaning of a sentence.
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Re: WIFE-WIFI

Post by Backstage on Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:12 am

Ethical Trader wrote:Thanks Red. Same can happen here in the forum. Must be carefull about the words when giving your opinions. A coma can change the meaning of a sentence.

There is a great book about this " Panda eats, shoots, and leaves "
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Re: WIFE-WIFI

Post by Sriranga on Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:29 am

Ethical Trader wrote:Thanks Red. Same can happen here in the forum. Must be carefull about the words when giving your opinions. A coma can change the meaning of a sentence.

Agreed.


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Re: WIFE-WIFI

Post by Ethical Trader on Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:42 pm

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Ethical Trader wrote:Thanks Red. Same can happen here in the forum. Must be carefull about the words when giving your opinions. A coma can change the meaning of a sentence.

Agreed.

Oh, what a colon & comma can do to men and women.
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Re: WIFE-WIFI

Post by Ethical Trader on Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:44 pm

A man appealled against his death sentence to the King. The King decided to parden him and dictated the decision as ":Kill him not, save him." but the steno typed it as "Kill him, not save him."
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Re: WIFE-WIFI

Post by serene on Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:31 pm

Ethical Trader wrote:A man appealled against his death sentence to the King. The King decided to parden him and dictated the decision as ":Kill him not, save him." but the steno typed it as "Kill him, not save him."


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Re: WIFE-WIFI

Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:40 pm

The guy must have been suffering from Otello syndrome and the text must have triggered the killer aspect of such psychological disorder.
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