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One Hell of a Day

Post by pathfinder on Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:56 pm

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"This is the worst day of my life," I say.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home.
I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all... I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve…and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
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Post by serene on Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:59 pm

Very Happy Smile

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Re: One Hell of a Day

Post by Hybrid on Sun Jun 21, 2015 6:17 pm

The Biker quickly then replied" You know man whereever I go I always need company and you are fine" and then slams him a knocker that ends his life!
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Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:01 pm

I love stories with Happy Endings. Very Happy
Thank guys, nice one.
Hybrid wrote:The Biker quickly then replied" You know man whereever I go I always need company and you are fine" and then slams him a knocker that ends his life!
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Re: One Hell of a Day

Post by Leon on Sun Jun 21, 2015 10:11 pm

Thanks for trying to keep us happy.
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Post by Lalinda on Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:26 am

Will he be alive to answer the question? Very Happy

pathfinder wrote:
But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

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Post by pathfinder on Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:28 pm

Lalinda wrote:Will he be alive to answer the question?  Very Happy

pathfinder wrote:
But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

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Don't take everything so seriously Very Happy
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Post by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා on Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:58 pm

pathfinder wrote:
Lalinda wrote:Will he be alive to answer the question?  Very Happy

pathfinder wrote:
But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

නයි කාවිද රෝස් පාන් කිව්වලු
Don't take everything so seriously Very Happy
Or else you too will end up in the same bar stool. Very Happy
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