The Investor Sentiment - Equity and investments forum for Sri Lankans
Search
 
 

Display results as :
 


Rechercher Advanced Search

Latest topics
» CUBA FOUND A CANCER VACCINE! MORE THAN 4 THOUSAND PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY BEEN CURED BY IT!
Today at 11:38 am by Ethical Trader

» හදාගත් දරුවෝ: DNA බැංකුවට ශ්‍රී ලංකාවේ හා නෙදර්ලන්තයේ සහාය
Yesterday at 5:33 pm by Ethical Trader

» ෆයිසර් මුස්තාපාට එරෙහිව විශ්වාස භංගයක්?
Yesterday at 2:52 pm by Yin-Yang

» 'සිම්හල ද්වීපයේ පද්මාවතිය' හා අර්බුදයට මැදිවූ පද්මාවතී එක් තැනැත්තියක් ද ?
Yesterday at 1:22 pm by Ethical Trader

» ඉන්දියාව 'බ්‍රහ්මෝස්' සාර්ථක බව කියයි
Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:26 am by Ethical Trader

» How to Calculate the Future Value of an Investment
Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:46 am by Ethical Trader

» මුගාබේ ඉවත් වීමත් සමඟ 'හරාරේ' සැණකෙළි සිරි ගනියි
Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:34 am by Ethical Trader

» විසිපස් වසරක් ගෙවුනත් ඉල්ලීම් ඉටුවී නැහැ - නිදහස් මාධ්‍ය ව්‍යාපාරය
Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:30 am by Ethical Trader

» Dividend Announcement
Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:21 am by Ethical Trader

» කොටස් වෙළෙඳපොළේ ලැයිස්තුගත කෙරෙන අලුත්ම සමාගම – LVL Energy Fund Limited
Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:42 pm by nihal123

» අගමැති රනිල් බැඳුම්කර කොමිසම හමුවේ පැවසුවේ මොනවාද?
Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:08 pm by Ethical Trader

» Obituary Notice.
Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:03 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» උතුරු කොරියාවේ "සබ්මැරීන බැලිස්ටික් මිසයිල වැඩසටහනකුත්"
Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:34 am by Ethical Trader

» උතුරු කොරියාව සහ න්‍යෂ්ඨික ප්‍රහාර: "නීති විරෝධී නියෝග පිළිපදින්නේ නෑ"
Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:28 am by Ethical Trader

» 'සොල්දාදුවාගේ සිරුරේ අඟල් එකොළහක පණුවෙක්'
Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:13 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» මිනිස්සු දුවනවා, අපි නැවතිලා බලන් ඉන්නවා.
Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:46 pm by Ethical Trader

» Plantation sector updates
Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:54 am by lanka

» සිම්බාබ්වේ: ජනාධිපති රොබට් මුගාබේ "අත්අඩංගුවේ"
Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:54 am by Ethical Trader

» ආයෝජනයට ශ්‍රීලංකාවට එන්න එපා.! ජාත්‍යන්තර සමාගම් නිවේදනයකට සැරසෙයි
Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:15 pm by Admin

» Soldiers 'take over Zimbabwe broadcaster'
Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:52 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» බටහිර ලෝකය භේද කරන බවට රුසියාවට චෝදනා
Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:26 pm by Ethical Trader

» යුද අපරාධ සහ අතුරුදහන් කිරීම්: ශ්‍රී ලංකාවේ මානව හිමිකම් වාර්තාව ජිනීවා විමසුමට
Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:56 am by Ethical Trader

» ඉරාන, ඉරාක භූමිකම්පාවෙන් 200 කට වැඩි පිරිසක් මරුට
Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:27 pm by Ethical Trader

» මැද පෙරදිග බල තරඟය දරුණු අතට හැරෙයි
Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:16 pm by guruji

» වචන නම් අපේ ඒත් තනුව ?????????
Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:28 am by Rana

» දිල්ලියේ පරිසරය රැකීමට වාහන සලාක ක්‍රමයක්
Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:05 pm by Ethical Trader

» අයවැය සහ මෝටර් රථ: නව පිළිවෙතක්
Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:42 pm by Ethical Trader

» Flying is the Safest mode of Transport
Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:12 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» In the Meantime, Within Our Shores !
Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:13 am by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» වංචා දුෂණ නඩු කඩිනම් කරන්න විශේෂ මහාධිකරණයක්
Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:54 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» LIOC.N0000 (Lanka IOC PLC)
Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:48 pm by Ethical Trader

» ගින්නෙන් දැවෙන අලි පැටවාගේ සේයාරුව පළමු තැනට
Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:35 pm by Ethical Trader

» 10 Things to Remember Before You Take Things Personally
Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:38 pm by Ethical Trader

» හැම තැනම නැහැ, හැම දාම නැහැ
Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:30 pm by Ethical Trader

» Beware !
Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:56 am by CK

» සාම සාධක මෙහෙයුම් නිරීක්ෂණය කරන පළමු ශ්‍රී ලාංකික හමුදා නිලධාරිනියෝ
Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:44 pm by කිත්සිරි ද සිල්වා

» How to Find Undervalued Stocks and Turn a Large Profit
Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:24 am by Ethical Trader

» ඒකාබද්ධ විපක්ෂ කණ්ඩායමෙන් ශ්‍රීලනිපට කොන්දේසි හතක්
Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:29 pm by nihal123

» Taste of Asia
Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:27 pm by Ethical Trader

» නිව් යෝර්ක් ප්‍රහාරය : අවම වශයෙන් 8 දෙනෙක් මරුට
Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:48 pm by Ethical Trader

» NTB.N0000 (NATIONS TRUST BANK PLC)
Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:43 pm by Ethical Trader

» Laughter the Best Medicine
Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:48 am by Ethical Trader

» VPEL.N0000 (VALLIBEL POWER ERATHNA PLC )
Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:15 am by yellow knife

» TJL.N0000 (Textured Jersey Lanka PLC.)
Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:07 am by yellow knife

» TPL.N0000 (TALAWAKALE PLANTATIONS )
Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:56 am by yellow knife

» BFL.N0000 (Bairaha Farms PLC)
Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:16 pm by CK

» LLUB & BFL
Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:41 am by yellow knife

» HUNA.N0000
Tue Oct 31, 2017 9:26 am by yellow knife

» Sri Lanka's got Talent
Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:31 pm by sashimaal

» Govt.electrocutes CEB
Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:53 pm by AjithR

November 2017
SunMonTueWedThuFriSat
   1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
2627282930  

Calendar Calendar

Disclaimer


Information posted in this forum are entirely of the respective members' personal views. The views posted on this open online forum of contributors do not constitute a recommendation buy or sell. The site nor the connected parties will be responsible for the posts posted on the forum and will take best possible action to remove any unlawful or inappropriate posts.
All rights to articles of value authored by members posted on the forum belong to the respective authors. Re-using without the consent of the authors is prohibited. Due credit with links to original source should be given when quoting content from the forum.
This is an educational portal and not one that gives recommendations. Please obtain investment advises from a Registered Investment Advisor through a stock broker

What The Hell ?

View previous topic View next topic Go down

What The Hell ?

Post by Backstage on Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:01 pm

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.


'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he went down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he found himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They played a friendly game of golf and then dined on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it's time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and wave whilst the elevator rises....

The elevator rises and the door opens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down down to hell.

When the doors open he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. ' I don't understand, stammers the MP.



'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened? '

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ' Yesterday we were campaigning..


Today you voted.
avatar
Backstage
Top contributor
Top contributor

Posts : 3191
Join date : 2014-02-24

Back to top Go down

Re: What The Hell ?

Post by Market lover on Mon Apr 20, 2015 1:47 pm

Gd one bro lol!

Market lover
Top contributor
Top contributor

Posts : 595
Join date : 2014-10-15

Back to top Go down

Re: What The Hell ?

Post by LSE on Mon Apr 20, 2015 5:30 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Good one Back...
avatar
LSE
Tech Contributor
Tech Contributor

Posts : 853
Join date : 2014-06-04

Back to top Go down

Re: What The Hell ?

Post by pathfinder on Mon Apr 20, 2015 7:15 pm

Good one Backs lol!
avatar
pathfinder
Top contributor
Top contributor

Posts : 1329
Join date : 2014-02-23
Age : 36

Back to top Go down

Re: What The Hell ?

Post by nihal123 on Mon Apr 20, 2015 9:39 pm

Thanks Back

One more Razz
avatar
nihal123
Top contributor
Top contributor

Posts : 4222
Join date : 2014-02-24
Age : 51
Location : Waga

Back to top Go down

Re: What The Hell ?

Post by serene on Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:10 pm

' Yesterday we were campaigning..
Today you voted..

Ha ha ha ha...................................
Great one Backs.

serene
Top contributor
Top contributor

Posts : 3566
Join date : 2014-02-26

Back to top Go down

Re: What The Hell ?

Post by OzTRADER on Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:35 pm

MORE MORE PLEASE Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

OzTRADER

Posts : 55
Join date : 2015-03-24

Back to top Go down

Re: What The Hell ?

Post by Backstage on Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:09 pm

This is an apt one for the times neh? Not a original of mine , an old uncle from Aussie sent this to me.
avatar
Backstage
Top contributor
Top contributor

Posts : 3191
Join date : 2014-02-24

Back to top Go down

Re: What The Hell ?

Post by OzTRADER on Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:21 pm

Super one...should print it into postcards and send it to all the Politicians Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Seriously.

OzTRADER

Posts : 55
Join date : 2015-03-24

Back to top Go down

Re: What The Hell ?

Post by chutiputha on Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:44 pm

Backstage wrote:This is an apt one for the times neh?  Not a original of mine , an old uncle from Aussie sent this to me.

Thank U Backstage Sharing,Nice Article Smile
But Dont Worry. Smile Our  Member of Parliaments Are Safe .We are in Sri Lanka lol! lol!
avatar
chutiputha
Top contributor
Top contributor

Posts : 1822
Join date : 2014-11-09
Age : 31
Location : Minneriya

Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum