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The Porsche of the stockbroker

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The Porsche of the stockbroker

Post by First Guy on Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:36 am

A successful stockbroker parked his brand-new Porsche in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side. The stockbroker immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the stockbroker started screaming hysterically. His Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined. When the stockbroker finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can not believe how materialistic you stock brokers are," the cop said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the stockbroker. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the stockbroker. "My Rolex!"
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Re: The Porsche of the stockbroker

Post by Winner on Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:48 pm

Nice story.

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Re: The Porsche of the stockbroker

Post by Expert on Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:12 pm

This was originally said of a lawyer but apparently stockbrokers are no better.
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Re: The Porsche of the stockbroker

Post by Ethical Trader on Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:31 pm

Good one.
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