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Wonderful definitions - A must read thing

Post by stocks hunter on Sun Sep 07, 2014 10:02 pm

School

A place where Parents pay and children play.

Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters...

Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power...

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" .

Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught.

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after .

DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic

Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know mor e than you actually do.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.
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Re: Wonderful definitions - A must read thing

Post by serene on Mon Sep 08, 2014 8:31 am

Thanks SHs.

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know mor e than you actually do.

Ha ha ha I second this. Wink Wink

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Post by sashimaal on Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:20 am

Good one, SH Smile
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Post by nihal123 on Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:56 am

Thanks
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