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» 'සිම්හල ද්වීපයේ පද්මාවතිය' හා අර්බුදයට මැදිවූ පද්මාවතී එක් තැනැත්තියක් ද ?
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» ඉන්දියාව 'බ්‍රහ්මෝස්' සාර්ථක බව කියයි
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» How to Calculate the Future Value of an Investment
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» මුගාබේ ඉවත් වීමත් සමඟ 'හරාරේ' සැණකෙළි සිරි ගනියි
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» විසිපස් වසරක් ගෙවුනත් ඉල්ලීම් ඉටුවී නැහැ - නිදහස් මාධ්‍ය ව්‍යාපාරය
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» Dividend Announcement
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» අගමැති රනිල් බැඳුම්කර කොමිසම හමුවේ පැවසුවේ මොනවාද?
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» Obituary Notice.
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» උතුරු කොරියාවේ "සබ්මැරීන බැලිස්ටික් මිසයිල වැඩසටහනකුත්"
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» උතුරු කොරියාව සහ න්‍යෂ්ඨික ප්‍රහාර: "නීති විරෝධී නියෝග පිළිපදින්නේ නෑ"
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» 'සොල්දාදුවාගේ සිරුරේ අඟල් එකොළහක පණුවෙක්'
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» මිනිස්සු දුවනවා, අපි නැවතිලා බලන් ඉන්නවා.
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» Plantation sector updates
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» සිම්බාබ්වේ: ජනාධිපති රොබට් මුගාබේ "අත්අඩංගුවේ"
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» ආයෝජනයට ශ්‍රීලංකාවට එන්න එපා.! ජාත්‍යන්තර සමාගම් නිවේදනයකට සැරසෙයි
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» Soldiers 'take over Zimbabwe broadcaster'
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» යුද අපරාධ සහ අතුරුදහන් කිරීම්: ශ්‍රී ලංකාවේ මානව හිමිකම් වාර්තාව ජිනීවා විමසුමට
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» ඉරාන, ඉරාක භූමිකම්පාවෙන් 200 කට වැඩි පිරිසක් මරුට
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» මැද පෙරදිග බල තරඟය දරුණු අතට හැරෙයි
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» Flying is the Safest mode of Transport
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» In the Meantime, Within Our Shores !
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» LIOC.N0000 (Lanka IOC PLC)
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» 10 Things to Remember Before You Take Things Personally
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Types of Computer Women

Post by Sriranga on Sat Mar 08, 2014 6:34 pm

Virus Woman
She installs in your apartment and play the boss. If you try to uninstall, you loose some stuff. If you don't, you'll loose everything.

Internet Woman
You have to pay to have access.

Server Woman
Always busy when you want her.

Windows Woman
You know that she have many bugs, but you can't live without her.

Macintosh Woman
Attractive, almost perfect, costs more money, but not so compatible with others. Only 5% of men have the pleasure to get her.

PowerPoint Woman
She?s ideal for party presentations, business meals, etc.

Excel Woman
They said that she knows many things, but you have her only for basic things.

Word Woman
Always she waits you with surprises and there is nobody can understand her.

DOS Woman
Everybody has her once, but nobody wants her now.

Backup Woman
You think that she have enough, but when you want to try her, she's missing something.

Scandisk Woman
We know that she's good and willing to help you, but she really dosen't know anything.

Screensaver Woman
Useful for nothing, but she amuse you.

Paintbrush Woman
She's all makeup, but nothing in rest.

Harddisk Woman
She knows anything, all the time.

User Woman
She doesn't make anything good and always ask you something.

E-mail Woman
From 10 sentences she talks, 9 are bullshit.
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Re: Types of Computer Women

Post by serene on Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:42 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing 
I go for Windows Woman.

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Re: Types of Computer Women

Post by First Guy on Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:19 am

Forum woman - she asks for stuff from everyone. When she gets what she needs, chases everyone away Very Happy
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